CHELSEA ANALYSIS πŸ“ˆπŸ”΅
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Champions League??!!... Not even that. With Aston Villa breathing on our necks, Europa in itself could be a pipe dream with the mediocre we are now.

Am still seething. A pent up frustration from several past games only magnified by yesterdays Nonsensical result.

If it gets to the Conference league again, or total lack of European football all together, this is when truth shall finally settle in.

Which top player would want to join us. Which top striker? We will continue with this cycle of pure bullshit.

Am still not "Maresca Out". for two reasons.
1. lack of better options. And even if they were there ( like when Enrique and Flick were there for free), we would still go and pay 20M to get Coach Rooney from Plymouth

2. Since we will go for "potential" coach again, we will be stuck in this cycle of restarting all through. We need stability and we need continuation.

But Maresca needs to take care of the team with the same seriousness he takes care of his bald head

And those puppet directors need to strengthen the team with serious players
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Most key passes per 90 in the Premier League in 2025 (750+ mins played):

β—Ž 2.94 - Bruno Fernandes
β—Ž 2.92 - ENZO FERNANDEZ
β—Ž 2.73 - Mohamed Salah
β—Ž 2.46 - Mikkel Damsgaard
β—Ž 2.39 - PEDRO NETO
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Chelsea have missed more big chances than any other team in the Premier League this season (73).

Via WhoScored
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Andrey Santos' season so far.
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β€” Cole Palmer last season:

Big chances created: 17
Big chances missed: 7

β€” Cole Palmer this season:

Big chances created: 20
Big chances missed: 13

So he’s creating more and is just simply not finishing as many high quality chances. Stop overthinking his struggles.

Via X
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Most key passes per 90 in the Premier League in 2025 (750+ mins played): β—Ž 2.94 - Bruno Fernandes β—Ž 2.92 - ENZO FERNANDEZ β—Ž 2.73 - Mohamed Salah β—Ž 2.46 - Mikkel Damsgaard β—Ž 2.39 - PEDRO NETO
Noticing it's shifting from β€œwe are literally in 4th, you have nothing to complain about” to β€œwe have high chance creation numbers, it’s not on Maresca”.
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Carney Chukwuemeka will miss tonight’s game for Dortmund due to injury.

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What has been the best Chelsea moment under this ownership? (Via CFCRetro)
This list is so embarrassing, signing Enzo isn't like signing prime Ronaldo.

No CL football in 3 years after spending Β£1.5bn, gotta be the worst β€˜project’ of all time
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Tuesday training. ⏰
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Ancelotti complained
Conte complained
Tuchel complained
Mourinho complained about the home fans. Use this information how you’d want it it’s up to you to decide
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Ancellotti hardly ever talks. this coming from him was brutal
You play good, you get a good atmosphere… it’s that simple… you want someone who has paid over Β£1000 for a season ticket to be cheering on when the team is playing r*bbish? Oh what happened to value for money?
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Ancellotti hardly ever talks. this coming from him was brutal
"CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA"

After we go 2-0 down vs Ipswich, not even Real Madrid in the UCL quarters, 18th placed Ipswich… and you want the fans to be cheering for what exactly?
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You play good, you get a good atmosphere… it’s that simple… you want someone who has paid over Β£1000 for a season ticket to be cheering on when the team is playing r*bbish? Oh what happened to value for money?
If you know how embarrassingly funny this post is, you would be deleting by now. β€œPlay good, get good atmosphere” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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We lie 4th in the league (home) and 9th (away).

You can’t beat Ipswich and it’s the fault of the fans. So who cheered the team on to winning 9 at home?

The earlier we tell ourselves the truth the better…
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If you know how embarrassingly funny this post is, you would be deleting by now. β€œPlay good, get good atmosphere” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
"If you know how embarrassingly funny this post is, you would be deleting by now. β€œPlay good, get good atmosphere” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"

Meanwhile the gaffer they are defending:

Enzo Maresca:

"The only thing I can say is the fans with us have been always good. Sometimes they're not happy, but when you are 2-0 down to Ipswich and we are making some mistakes, it is normal they are not happy. We need to be good enough..."
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