Trump:

I called up Google Maps about the Gulf of Mexico. I said, “Please do this.” They do what I say.

They changed it.

Trump on Canada:

They’ll end up being the 51st state because that’s the only way it works.

We don’t need them, but they need us.

Trump on Canada:

Why should we be losing 80, 90, 100 billion dollars a year to support a country that isn’t one of us?

They will be doing something just like Greenland.

Trump on Greenland:

Remember, they thought I was going to send my military to attack Greenland. I wasn’t.

Trump on Greenland:

Greenland now adds to our beautiful plate. Our plate is getting larger all the time. How about Venezuela?

Trump on Iran:

They made me promise not to take out any more of the Iranian leaders. I promised them.

Trump on Iran:

I probably went a little too far. I’m sorry, because I don’t know who the hell we’re dealing with anymore.

Trump says Iran would nuke the U.S. West Coast if it had a nuclear weapon because its leaders are “crazy.”

Trump:

Leakers should be shot. They should be shot.

In the old days, we used to shoot leakers.

Trump on Iran:

The reason we attacked Iran was really for defense, because we don’t want them to have a weapon that can blow up millions of people in one shot.

Trump:

Our country is making more money than it has ever made because of the fact that oil is so high.

Trump:

I care more about the little person than I care about the big person.

I care about the little person like crazy.

Egyptian President el-Sisi:

What has been happening has intensified considerably over the past five or six months, or over the past year, amid the broader situation in our region and the pressures being exerted.

They may believe they can blow up the situation in Egypt.

I swear to God, I am not trying to frighten you, but this time you will not recover again. I swear to God.

Trump on one of his supporters:

If they asked her, “If Trump murdered somebody, would that be okay?” she would have said, “Yes.”

Trump:

I am a genius.

Trump:

You know who number one on TikTok is? Trump. Taylor Swift is 19. I am number one. Can you believe it?

They always say TikTok is about China. Well, I'm number one on TikTok, and all I do is say good things about us.

Trump:

They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes back home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you.

They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want.

Egyptian President el-Sisi:

I heard a statement by an Israeli official suggesting that we would not go to war because we are afraid of losing Sinai.

I want to tell him: Who told you that we want to go to war?

We have no agenda against anyone.

We have our land. We fought to recover it, and that matter is finished.

Trump:

I have a friend of mine there. He looks like shit, actually.

He looks like he's going to have a heart attack.

Trump:

They show you a lion, a bear, a giraffe, and a snake, and they say, “Which one is the lion?”

Joe Biden was unable to answer that question.