In all seriousness I want to thank everybody who has come along with us for past 2 decades on this insane ride. I never dreamed we’d make it this far + we never could have without your unwavering support. As for the haters I got bad news. I ain’t going anywhere so fuck you #viva

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Racine & Me: Wells Brothers Pizza discusses viral review https://www.cbs58.com/news/racine-me-wells-brothers-pizza-discusses-viral-review/

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Thanks to @ Gametime hooking up Max B with Bruins tickets today. Download the app and use code “stool” and get 20 bucks off 1st purchase. Shoutout Max B

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Barstool Pizza Review - Brooklyn V's Pizza (Gilbert, AZ)

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Tiger fanboys are the absolute worst https://youtu.be/2Fet3PiMqPw

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At times I can see how it would be surreal to say this company sold for 600 million.

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Hey Mr Dolphins I heard it’s cold in Boston today.

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Is it crazy that I want to install underwater sonar at my new house in Miami so I know when sea creatures are passing by and I can talk to them like they are my pet? Is this even possible?

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New St Paddy’s day @ nooners merch now on sale. https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/really-bad-day-to-be-a-nooner-tee

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Just a crazy hypothetical. If you hypothetically made like 100 milly would you hire a personal chef, masseuse or trainer first?

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Barstool Pizza Review - Sal's Gilbert Pizza (Gilbert, AZ)

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Me - I don’t like “You”. I need my shows to be somewhat believable

Silvana - All you do is watch Star Wars

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These reversals in Tn vs A+M suck. It should be who knocks the ball outta bounds not what fingernail is on it last on these reviews

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Barstool Pizza Review - Crust Brothers Pizza (Scottsdale, AZ)

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Elio and I got 1 night in Oaklawn. What restaurant do we need to eat at?

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My plan of doubling my net worth on Jake Paul seems to be out the window because virtually nobody is carrying odds on it which tells me I’m 100% correct in saying this fight is a farce

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Michigan is gonna best Rutgers. I know when Michigan is gonna win. They win tonight.

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No joke @ RonMoquett has given us 2 picks today. Both winners. Elio ignored them both. I’m disgusted. #Oaklawn

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Barstool Pizza Review - Crisp Premium Pizza (Scottsdale, AZ)

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I can’t believe I’m saying this. I can’t afford @ elio82 as a friend

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