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I always say outside of Patriot Super Bowls, Army Navy is my favorite sporting event to attend
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It doesn’t matter how many times Ohio State loses or by how much, Buckeye Brandon is still going to say they'll be in every game because they're more “talented”
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Warning to everyone: If Michigan wins a National Championship this year, I am going to be insufferable
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I love Tom Brady. I just hope what @ StevenCheah and the @ Buccaneers have done to him isn’t what people remember when he finally hangs them up.
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I’ve never been to Malibu before today. Malibu may be the most perfect name for any city in the history of cities. Everything is perfect.
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A quick recap of tonight’s exchange with @ Justin_Gaethje
He talks shit about me for supporting Paddy. I respond by saying it may be hypocritical to throw stones when people are saying he hung around with a brutal dictator a few weeks ago. He threatens to beat me up.
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He talks shit about me for supporting Paddy. I respond by saying it may be hypocritical to throw stones when people are saying he hung around with a brutal dictator a few weeks ago. He threatens to beat me up.
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This is for people who say I’m cocky and arrogant. I fully admit I can’t beat @ Justin_Gaethje in a physical fight. Not with 1 shoulder I can’t.
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Wait does the @ SBF_FTX arrest mean he suddenly doesn’t have to testify tomorrow? Cause if that’s true that is shady as fuck
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PSA for all Brick Watch Owners: Never take off your Brick Watch in Vegas around the ladies. https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1602814595537723393
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A Las Vegas woman got busted after allegedly hiding a stolen watch in her genitals. https://t.co/qEDVXZHZJp