MAC MAGIC!

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I just saw the play

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The chain of events the led to that play happening to me in the way it did is obscene and I can’t help but think I’m involved.

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The Patriots Gift to the World is the Worst Play in NFL History. Merry Christmas! https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3449314/the-patriots-gift-to-the-world-is-the-worst-play-in-nfl-history.-merry-christmas

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I still can’t believe Jakobi Meyers was just like “fuck it I’m gonna throw this 30 yards backwards toward my own endzone”

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I actually feel bad for him. So unbelievably stupid but what are ya gonna do. You can tell it hurts

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Bobby Laing getting some TMZ shine. I love it. Rough 'N Rowdy Champ Bobby Laing Says Frank Gore's Down To Fight https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/19/bobby-laing-frank-gore-down-to-fight-rough-n-rowdy/?adid=share-tw via @ TMZ

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I had a customer who came to me and said “Dave I need a watch that tells the time and date”. I said sir you sound like a Brick Watch Man. 🧱 @ BrickWatchCo

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If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

- Rocky 4
- Nadu/Bosco peace treaty

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How is the Late Night With Delilah lady only 62? She seems like she should be at least 108 minimum

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I think Dabo just admitted to some serious NCAA violations. Admitted he was doing NIP before it was legal with the J man.

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Did Brody eat the bread? #freebrody

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Hilarious watching Izzo blow his top in this ugly sweater

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Shame on everybody who didn’t tell me this Paul Simon tribute was on tonight. #PaulSimonTribute

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New @ barstoolpickem out now dissecting what really happened in these last 2 weeks https://youtu.be/Q3spEFzXnqs

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Can somebody break down what’s going on with $amc and $ape like I’m not the founder of my own imaginary trading firm and am stupid? #ddtg

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Here’s my take. So $ape is up 90% and $amc is down 15%. To me they’re same company. Except $amc is real and $ape is sorta a made up meme stock for super fans? So meme stock which isn’t real is way up and company stock is way down? They’re hoping meme stock saves the real stock?

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Every 6-8 months arguably the worst guy who has ever made content ever on the internet pipes up with his expert content ideas and every 6-8 months I forget how much I hate him. I’m not naming names. @ BarstoolNate

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I’m so mad at myself for letting Nate get to me and for Bald Paul sending me his tweet to rile me up

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I need something that rhymes with daily

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