The perfect gut punch to end the season

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Columbian Xmas still going hard. I’m sleepy

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Colombian Xmas still going hard. I’m sleepy https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1606904114616717312

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Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. I hope you are enjoying the Holidays with your family. I hate to be a buzzkill but I need to talk about something very important to me. Crime in America. If we don’t stop it soon we will have no America left.

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TUA SUCKS. HILARIOUS ANYBODY EVER COMPARED HIM TO MAC JONES.

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Barstool Pizza Review - Pizza Marvin (Providence, RI)

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Being a girl must suck

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Barstool Pizza Review - Jeff's Pizza (East Providence, RI) presented by
@ realloyalfans

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Barstool Pizza Review - Jeff's Pizza (East Providence, RI)

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Barstool Pizza Review - Jeff's Pizza (East Providence, RI)

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I just finished new season of Jack Ryan. I loved it even though it was just a mishmosh of every Tom Clancy book/movie ever. Shit still never gets old no matter how many times I’ve seen it. More importantly I’m gonna start using “I’m taking them off the board” from now on

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Just ran into my 1st set of @ TCUFootball fans at airport. My 1st impression is they are cute and harmless. Just happy to be making the trip. I wanted to pet them on their heads.

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Ive been on a brief sabbatical from gambling.There is nothing I love doing more than preaching + teaching responsible gambling. But I’m back to live bullets once I land in Az. (Im not using real bullets. It’s a gambling metaphor for those new to gambling)

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Best Mexican Restaraunt in Tucson for dinner tonight?

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BACKDOOR LITTLE JOE ON THE SLOWEST DEVELOPING PLAY OF ALL TIME!

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Also not telling people how to bet. People are adults and can make decisions for themselves. But I’m 4-0 lifetime betting on FSU in games I watch with Silvana

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I have personally requested that our Barstool Scottsdale Bar becomes Ann Arbor West this weekend. All Wolverines are welcome to watch the game and then watch Ohio after. #GoBlue

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I have a reverse game. A game I was convinced couldn’t lose. A game that I thought was money in the bank. I LOVED SOUTH CAROLINA. I loved them too much. I am switching to ND. These lightning bolt switch plays are 5-0 this year. Always bet responsibly.

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Football and @ nooners, that’s what Barstool is about

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And here we go #BarstoolAZBowl

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