Dave Portnoy - El Presidente
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El Presidente/3 time Bee Sting survivor. I own a ton of Penn Stock. I’m not a financial advisor. Don’t trust anything I say about stocks. Owner of DDTG Global

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Also not to point fingers but there is a guy sitting 4 seats to my right wearing a Woody Hayes Hat and all purple. I thought we were gonna lock arms as a conference and root for each other

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Keys to the comeback

1. Force a punt on opening drive
2. Score
3. Qb don’t suck.
4. We win

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I can’t pretend that didn’t suck

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We may be at the point of the game where we should just onside kick the rest of the game.

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That was a blatant hold

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Umm nice they scored but they wasted 2 or 3 minutes. What was that jumbo package run from the 6? Jesus. They acting like this is the 2nd quarter

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The truth of the matter is I didn’t want to go to La anyway. Lots of crime. Need to start stockpiling the days in Miami for 2023 anyway.

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Patriots beat Miami and then Buffalo the following week they are in the playoffs. I like our chances

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I think it’s actually borderline insulting people are asking me who Im rooting for right now in the Peach Bowl. You know who I am and my character. Grow a brain.

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1 game season now. Beat Buffalo and we’re in.

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I’m getting fat so for my NY resolution I’m starting a sit up club. Rules are simple. You do the # of sit-ups corresponding to the day of the year. So today I’m gonna rip 1 sit up. Tomorrow 2 sit-ups. Day 285 will be 285 sit ups. Anybody can join the club.

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The NFL is crazy man. All year all we heard from the media was that Rodgers, Brady and Mac were finished. That it was time for their teams to turn the page from these perennial pro bowlers. Now with 1 week all the old heads look like they are gearing up for long playoff run

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This is so clearly out of bounds in Miss State

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I can’t believe it

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