Dave Portnoy - El Presidente
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El Presidente/3 time Bee Sting survivor. I own a ton of Penn Stock. I’m not a financial advisor. Don’t trust anything I say about stocks. Owner of DDTG Global

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I honestly can’t imagine being a Bills fan right now. There is nothing worse than thinking it’s your year and then getting pummeled like that. You blink and poof it’s over.

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Great drive by Dak. That was a tour de force of shitty Qb play. Just 3 horrific plays by him.

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Super Bowl - Eagles beat Bengals

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The disrespect I get as an NFL analyst is insane. I guarantee I’ve correctly picked the Super Bowl champion before week 1 more than any other analyst the past 2 decades.

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I have a lightening bolt play. 10-0 in my lifetime. As a reminder there are games I pick one side and am so confident I don’t even consider the fact it could lose. Then I get hit by a lightening bolt and realize I must be wrong. I LOVED Duke

Hence Vtech -2.5.

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Please go fast duke.

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NEED THIS FREE THROW

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I hate to say it but I got another ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ game. Kentucky -6 over Vandy. I was ready to go Vandy, Vandy moneyline. I was gonna cash it before it even started cause I know it’s that easy.

Kentucky -6 #barstoolsportsbook

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Does Eli Apple know that the Bengals have a game this week or does he think they already won the superbowl?

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Gonna need more than 5 this quarter

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Celts +3.5. NO FOULS!!!!!

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I wasn’t watching but how did Syracuse go from up 2 with like 50 seconds left to losing by 4

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Three pack of games I faded myself on today. None rise to the level of a lightening play unfortunately. But I still don’t like any of these.

Northwestern
Miss State
Ceighton

Feels like 0-3. #BarstoolSportsbook

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