Dave Portnoy - El Presidente
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El Presidente/3 time Bee Sting survivor. I own a ton of Penn Stock. I’m not a financial advisor. Don’t trust anything I say about stocks. Owner of DDTG Global

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It sucks but that’s the right call

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As much as people talked Burrow and Mahomes both defenses dominated that game.

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Travis Kelce is starting to grow on me. He is not growing on this woman in the back.

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I’ve heard a lot of insane shit in my day but my bank refusing to deposit a check cause it was made out to Dave not David Portnoy may take the cake. In 45 years of living this has never been a problem.I delivered too many papers not to be able to deposit checks made out to Dave

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Lightning Bolt Play Alert. Syracuse probably beats Virginia at home tonight. They def cover the 5. No brainer. The play is Virginia -5. Going for 12-0 lifetime on ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ plays

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As somebody who has won 6 super bowls and been in 11 of them the Bengals fans need to shut up. You had your chances. The refs didn’t steal the game. You lost. One thing I’m proud of as a 6 time superbowl champ is we always won and lost with class. We called it the Patriot Way

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I need to get in the lab and put together my 10 worst teammates of all time list. And just to clarify I’m talking team killers like Kyrie. Not human killers like Aaron Hernandez and Oj.

Kyrie
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Doing the research. There are names like Jeff Kent, Manny, John Rocker, Barry Bonds. But nobody has consistently murdered their team year in and year out like Kyrie. I really think he may be 1-10 on this list. He’s that bad

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Worst Teammates Ever List. Im sure I’m forgetting a bunch

Kyrie
AB
Jeff Kent
Manny
Ben Simmons
Mintzy
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Jeff George
John Rocker
Albert Haynesworth
Bill Romanowski
Rico Bosco
Lebron
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Happy National Marquette Day!!!

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One of the most frequent questions I get asked is “Dave does it ever get old beating the shit outta Ohio State in everything?”

The answer is that it does not.

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It’s hilarious the Mavs think Kyrie helps them. Kyrie is like trading for cancer and then being surprised when your entire team is diagnosed with terminal cancer. It’s like man how did that happen?

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No tvs. My mom is about to riot.

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