I can’t believe I’m nervous for this.

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2-1 Fury I think?

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3-1 Fury. I may have miscalculated some things #JakePaulvsTommyFury

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This ref sucks

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This ref is a joke

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By the way I have zero interest in a rematch. Part of the allure of these guys is the unknown. Not knowing how good they actually are. I think we know what we are dealing with now. If they want to fight a guy with legit record/boxer I’d watch. Until then not so much

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I really thought I was gonna get a rigged decision for a minute. #JakePaulvsTommyFury

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I’m sad

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By the way where I went wrong wasn’t with Jake Paul. I literally thought Tommy Fury was the worst boxer of all time and he wasn’t. Totally different guy then when he fought in Cleveland on the Jake Paul undercard and what I based my entire opinion of him on. I was duped.

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Barstool Pizza Review - Vice City Pizza (Miami, FL)

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I have retired from combat sports commentary after yesterday https://youtu.be/uWaJvmJtXg4

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Taylor Hall was such a baby. He got sniped. End of story.

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4 hours till March 1st

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Villanova and Seton Hall closeness of uniforms is a disaster.

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Villanova is fouling way to fast. Yes foul but let a couple seconds go so you don’t keep doing the same routine over and over.

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Here us the big announcement. The best vodka seltzer on the market has been joined by the best tequila seltzer on the market. Introducing High Noon Tequila Seltzers. Real Tequila. Real Juice. Wait till you taste them.

Ps - shoutout to my brain for this A+ commercial

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Barstool Pizza Review - Rocky's Corner (Hot Springs, AR)

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I binged Cocaine Cowboys last night on Netflix. So good. Yes I know it’s old. Don’t care. I thought it was 1 episode. It was 6 and watched them all in 1 shot. Great shit @ BillyCorben Also I remember watching the powerboat racing on ESPN as a kid.

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There is nothing Tammie from Hot Daisy Pizza loves doing more than forcing me to eat food.

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IF THE CELTICS DONT COVER THIS WILL BE WORST LOSS EVER

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