This Restaurant Just Knocked My Dick Off

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Just got stranded at our restaurant cause our cab who promised to pick us up never showed up. Phone dead. Nobody around. I had to use my charm, wit, street smarts, savvy to get us a ride home. We're all very lucky I'm alive and handsome. Coulda been end of the DP story.

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Barstool Pizza Review - tiPinso (Milan, Italy) presented by @ Gametime

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I'm gonna move to Italy and open a restaurant that doesn't close at lunch time. Clean the fuck up.

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PSA For All Americans Traveling in Europe - Lunch Ain't a Thing

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Here is a little travel trick so you don't seem dumb in Italy - When in doubt Pretend You're Don Corleone

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Lake Como reminds me of the Hamptons in the sense people are giving me recs and when I look up where they are it's like an hour drive from me. It's like telling me to go to dinner in West Hampton when I'm in Montauk. Not happening.

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Holy shit

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Italian Tip of Day - You Can Drink 34 Bottles of Red Without Being Hungover #ciao

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I wanted to thank both @ FDNY and @ NYPDnews for letting Barstool be a part of their annual hockey game today. Huge honor. I wish I could be there.

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Italian Dave Traveling About Tip of the Day - Tipping #ciao

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PASTA FOR EVERYBODY! STEP ON THIS TEAM!!!!

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2-1. 2nd period. Game 1.

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NOSEFACE KILLAH! THE BOYS ARE FLYING! MOST POINTS IN HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE! WE ARE WATCHING HISTORY!!! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP!

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ALL YEAR THE BOYS HAVE ANSWERED!

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I think Tatum scores 40 tonight. You can bet him at over 31.5 at even money. I like taking him over 35.5 at +188. #BarstoolSportsbook

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This guy is legit my spirit animal. He was making so much sense the haters couldn't even handle it. Don't tell him to shut up. Tell that damn baby to shut up!

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If the Celtics and Hawks played 100 times the Celtics would win 200 of them

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I'm watching the Leafs choke like they do every year and I'm once again reminded that Sean McDonough is the best all around announcer of our generation. He dominates all 4 major sports. Nobody else is close.

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I love the guy on his left. He gives a quick "yup" in the beginning basically endorsing this guy as their spokesman and then shoots him a quick look like "well that escalated more quickly than I expected" when he starts yelling.

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