So many people are recommending places that I've already done. Introducing a little app called http://onebite.app which has every review I've ever down.

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The look Frank gave me when Marte left em loaded was pure disgust and hatred

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I feel bad for everybody who bet the Rays today thinking a 6-0 lead was safe only to watch the best team in baseball puke all over themselves.

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I'm hearing rumors one of Jersey Jerry Fighters barricaded themselves in their hotel room in WV and refused to check out. Cops invoked. Oh no.

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Game 7 ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️

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Game 7 mood

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#Celticsin7

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So many people saying "thank god you didn't bring @ elio82 to the game". Vibes are high

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People are gonna think this is a lie but I swear to god it's dead ass true. I saw PJ Tucker walking outside my hotel this morning. We got in a staring contest. He blinked first. That's when I knew we had them. #Celticsin7

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I hate the challenge this early but you almost have to show the refs how bad they have been. They are blatantly cheating. Scott Foster got paid. #nbarigged

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HOW IS THAT ON BROWN!!!

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The fact the celts are up when the refs are openly cheating for the Sixers is amazing. We are better. Same intensity in 2nd half we win by double digits. #Celticsin7 #noexcuses

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MAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXX 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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We won't see @ SmittyBarstool for another few years.

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If you were a sixers fan would you have rather been swept?

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Imagine thinking Embid is 1/100th of the player Tatum is?

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On repeat.

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The Dave Portnoy Fanclub was out in full force today 😂😂😂

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

Michael Scott

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1 last interesting stat I found from the Philly series before I turn my attention to the Lakers/Nuggets Finals series.

- Philly 1-0 (undefeated) without Embid in lineup
- Celtics 4-2 with Embid in lineup

Interesting.

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WERE LIVING IN A SOCIETY! Dont talk on speaker phone in a crowded public space.

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