​​When My plan to get attention works

​​Me and my friend looking at each other to see if we saw the same thing

​​Me In Public And The Song Am Listening to

If you meet a girl that admits being wrong, apologizes, and changes her ways... Dump her because that might be a man. Women do play that shit.
@ForGrins

​Teacher in chemistry lab: it's the most dangerous poison in the world. Don't touch it.

Back benchers:

​Me leaving my sugar mamas house with the PS5 she bought for her son:

ልቤ ዳዳ😭
@ForGrins

​*security camera was invented in 1680*

People in 1679:

​*Kneeling to propose was invented in 1690*

People in 1689:

Accidentally ate መቅደስ instead of መክሰስ and now my gf is acting up😒

Pathetic!
@ForGrins

Love yourself all the time not just when you're masturbating | @Forgrins

Me: I've Many Hidden talents.
My homie: Like what?
Me: I don't know. they're all hidden | @Forgrins

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself. | @Forgrins

Beyonce made a song called "Single Ladies" then went home to her husband and left you lonely women dancing in circles pretending to be happy | @Forgrins

​Me when i see a dog

​That mini heart attack

Imagine going thru your man's phone just to see him get rejected | @Forgrins

​Me in the middle of the night looking for my water i left by my side

​​When someone sends me a 5 minute video and i have to wait 5 minutes just to send "😂 😂 😂"