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​Me: *has friend of opposite gender*

My mom:

​​All The Time 😂

​​When the teacher calls you and you realize that you weren't listening

​​The Difference Between Flirting and Harassment

​​When your phone is at 100% but you still put it back on the charger

​​When she drunk and you think you gonna get your dick sucked but she start singing on your dick like a microphone

​​Her:Are You Busy
Him: For You Im never too busy my love

​​When you blind and call your barber PUSSY and his really pissed off 😂

በተጀናጀንኩ ቁጥር ህይወቴ ላይ አንድ እህት መጨመር ሰልችቶኛል😒
@ForGrins

​​Since Y'all Know Everything, what is this style called 😂

​​When your girlfriend shows you her new nails

Can anyone make sense out of this "If you read read as read, you have to reread read to read it as read and not read" @Forgrins

​​Nobody:
People on the barbershop wall:

"Ass Or Boobs?" Bro It's Personaltitty that maters the most 💯 @Forgrins

​​"How many fucks do you give?"
Me:

​​When you walk away from the laptop and forget that your headphones are still plugged in

​​Me:Goes To A Family Dinner
Some women I've never seen in my life:

​​Me when am online