​​Me After Hitting my younger Siblings: Please lower your voice. Mom will hear you. I didn't even hit you that hard. Hit me back, we'll call it even. Please don't tell mom.

​​Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. Damn this is real life

Why do zoo's charge us money to look at animals they stole? This ain't even y'all shit 🤦‍♂
| @Forgrins

​​WiFi: Connected
Me:

​​Me: Makes A Joke
Also Me:

​​Superman: I waited until I married Lois before losing my virginity.
Batman: I lost my virginity casually as a rich, handsome teenager.
Aquaman:

​​Me making the teacher talk about his life, so we don't have to work
The teacher:

​​My nose at night when am tryna sleep.

​​Me mentally preparing myself to leave the house and deal with humans

​​When You tryna pull out but she knows you got money

​​Me patiently waiting for him to make the first move because as nasty as I am I'm still shy

​​when you thought the argument was over and you're at piece, but she's not

I just wanna thank ሳይማሩ ያስተማሩን አስተማሪዎች
| @Forgrins

​Lets confuse girls😂

When your man is mad, call him "Baby Girl". Follow For more Advice | @Forgrins

​​When someone is crying and you don't know what to do

​​When they thought they broke you

​​When your boyfriend is giving you wack sex and you remember one of @Forgrins memes

​​Crying May last for a night but, joy comes in the morning
Me in the morning:

​​"If I get drunk please take care of me"
My friends: