​​Me Pretending to be surprised about something i know

​​When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solution

​​Him: i bet you got dudes talking to you all day
Me all day:

​​Me after discovering a new song and it awakens a new flame in me and lights up my soul and I listen to it for literally 2 hour straight

​​Never pause a disney movie

​​"Money can't buy happiness
Me with Money

​​When your side chick asks to meet your parents

​​Getting into relationships these days be like:

​​First day off love

​​When the person who farted says "ewww who farted"

​​So Accurate 😂

​​When You're straight killing the 🐱 and you see the beast you have become in the mirror

​​Me thinking of something else completely while I'm being talked to

​​Day 30 without intimacy

​​When you eatin out with your bestfriend and they went to the bathroom without paying and it been an hour

​​Girls: guys don't know how to please women
Also Girls:

I Gently slide her panties to one side
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So the rest of her socks would fit her drawer
| @Forgrins

​​I missed my ex, so i sent her this😔

​​Never sleep in public 😂

Teacher: Give An Example Of A Business Failure Due To Careless Management?
Student: A Prostitute Getting Pregnant.
Teacher: Leave My Class | @Forgrins