The reason woman will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees he will start unzipping. | @Forgrins

People want honesty until you tell them they breath stank 😂 | @Forgrins

​​Why did it take my brain so long to figure out what was going on in this picture.

​​🤣If you know you know😂

#FunFact
Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to give you her body
Just because he's nice to you doesn't mean he wants your body | @Forgrins

#Hint Look at it from your right side

We live in a society where burgers gets to your house earlier then police do. | @Forgrins

​Every single time 🤦‍♂

​Things that gives people feeling of power

​Me: "*Says hey to a girl*"
Her:

​​Sure, woman like money and resources but what makes them fall in love is when you...

​​When You're losing an argument, but spot a grammatical error

​​This is how you look like when you trust the government

​​Horror and Porn,... Sometime you can't tell one from the other

I never understood people who post quotes like "i don't cake what people think about me" like you cared enough to write it or download the picture then post it on social media tf is you talkin bout 😂 | @Forgrins

​​I’ve seen their story on pornhub before what a touching story 😢.

​​My Biggest Fear in life

Do y'all think twins have the same size 🍆
| @Forgrins

​​"Me watching wrestling"
My parents walks in
The wrestlers

​​Horses can't have nothin to themselves 😂