​They are not asking😂

​​After a week of being in a new relationship
Couples:

​​Nobody:
Hackers in movies: owuegevsjdgks

​​Training for Valentine's Day be like

​​Am just gonna leave this here 😂

​​50 years ago: There will be flying cars in the future
The Future:

​​Me everytime when I arrive to a place i didn't want to go

​​OverThinking be like

​​A wife sent her husband this picture and the message said, "come home early, I've got a surprise for you".. So he raced home, almost crashing the car thinking he was about to get lucky, only too find that she'd just adopted a black cat...

​​Me trying to make eye contact with the waiter so that he takes my order because I'm too shy to call him

​​Be safe out here y'all 😂😂

​​when that WAP is useful 😂😂

​​If you're scrolling on my meme's in the toilet, you will need this 😂😂

Don't ever be scared to cancel plans with me i will hop back in bed so fast 😂 | @Forgrins

On Feb 14th I'm going to walk up to somebody on a date and be like, 'Ohhh, so this is why you not answering my calls! | @Forgrins

And then the male liked all the female posts, in
this way he shows his interest in mating.
- NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC -

So I've noticed my girlfriend has gained just a little bit of a weight lately.. So i bought her a really really nice dress but it was a couple sizes to small And gave it to her with a not that said "I'm really looking forward to seeing you in this" thinking, you know it might motivate her... Well anyway i came home from work the other day and saw a pack of condoms that were really big for me and it had a not that said "I'm really looking forward to seeing you in these"
| @Forgrins

​​When they send you a dry ass text
(especially "K") send them this

​​Me Eating
My white shirt:

​​Let's split up gand, me and Daphne will search the bedrooms