95% of ISI aspirants said Salman Taseer's assassination by his own bodyguard Mumtaz Qadri was a rightful act for the honor of Islam.

So when they say Pak nukes are in 'safe hands', you can imagine the safety.

"Bangladeshi Muslims are r@scals and ungrateful traitors of Pakistan."

- Popular sentiment in Pakistan

Bangladeshi friends, any comments?

Pakistan surrenders to Afghanistan

Pak media has been asked to suppress the news of Taliban/ TTP attacks & casualties of Pak forces.

"We never wanted to do Ghazwa e Hind but Afghans brainwashed us. Now they've ditched Pakistan for Modi."

- 18 saal ki kamsin hasina Pakistan jisko behla fusla kar kachchi kali se phool banaya gaya..

"Kick Afghans out. We taught them how to play cricket. Now they beat our people"

- Pak Punjabi intellectual Hassan Nisar

Umma ka...

"Bangladeshi Muslims were Junglee, we Pakistanis made them civilized."

- Message from Pakistan to Bangladesh

What do Bangladeshis have to say?

Pakistani Mullah explains how he ki$$es young boys (whose beauty grows in night)

Most Pakistanis consider Jyotish (jantri/ ilm e nazoom) while fixing marriages or taking big decisions in life.

- Pakistan's top anchor Mansoor Ali Khan

But dare not say they are children of Hindus. Pakistanis are Arabs/ Turks/ Afghans.

Some idiots in India think Islamist terror started in India after 1992 Babri demolition. But wise know it started with the idea that worshipper of any God other than Allah is worst of creatures [98/6]

Now Maharaja Ranjit Singh is a Pakistani (and so is Abdali).

Pakjabi Musalman in a severe identify crisis. Who's the new Abba- Hindu Khalsa Ranjit Singh or Afghan Abdali.