I told my therapist about you. They said “are you taking your meds? Because she sounds unreal”

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Are you wearing Galaxy shorts👀

cuz that ass is out of this world😂😅

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Damn, girl...

Girl are you made of water, cus I need you 8 times a day in order to live.

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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Are your parents terrorists?

Because you the bomb baby.

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I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect at least 3 inches tonight.
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Are you a maple tree?

Because I would definitely tap that.
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I just cant wait until this Covid business is over.

So I can ditch this mask and you can have your seat back.
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°• Do you study meteorology⁉️

Because I'm falling for you like cumulonimbus rain in a tropical storm.😙💓

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You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot what I was going to say.

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°• Call me Amazon Prime..

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast😜

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If I play hide and seek with you, I would never win, because you are impossible to find.

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How about a not so Silent Night

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I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

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Are you a sea lion

Cuz i could "sea" you "lion" in my bad later 🫣🤍

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My parents told me to follow my dreams 🚶‍♂, so can I have your Instagram?

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Let us Flip the coin and see. Head, I am yours. Tail, you are mine. So, we won’t lose. 💌 😌

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I wish I could reverse the emancipation proclamation, so I can make you into my exquisite acquisition

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