No matter how far a man can urinate, the last drop will always land on his feet.

People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.

People who care about the nation-never join politics. People who are in politics never care about the nation.

In Court of Justice, both the parties know the truth, it is the Judge, who is on trial.

Some men improve the world only by
leaving it.

Politicians and Diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Consider how hard it is to change yourself, and you'll understand how foolish it is to think you can change someone else.

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Try to get married while you are young. Because if you grow up, you will become wise and wise people don't get married.

Some are born to enjoy illusions, Others are curse to see the truth.

We judge others by their worst moments; ourselves by our best intentions.

When you are happy you will go to the person you love, but when you're sad you will go to someone who loves you.

Helping one person might not change the world, but it will change the world for that person.

Before you believe the story, pay attention to who is telling it.

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself-and you are the easiest person to fool.

To offend a strong man, tell him a lie, To offend a weak man, tell him the truth.

To improve yourself, start by becoming aware of your own weaknesses.

Life is nothing but a constant cycle of reinventing yourself.

Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies!