I think Fuentes is starting to realize he's about to die, rather funny tbh

i still don't know why anyone is fussing over the nicado avocado thing, why are we acting like a dude 'secretly' losing weight is 4D chess? he shouldn't have been fat in the first place. like well done for losing the weight but you're not Light Yagami

All jokes aside, having to resort to taxing unrealized gains is some next level "dying empire grasping desperately to survive" stuff.

Only thing left after that is straight up confiscating everything from everyone lol

damn, they made a phone for the hulk