Love is in the air? No, ballistic missiles

Zoomers are finishing what Millennials started

People don't know that the fall of the Ottoman Empire is directly responsible for Twilight and it shows

I'm not kidding by the way

the idea of my wife doing things for me is lowkey humiliating, fym you're gonna cook for me, do i look poor to you?

>Orange man becomes president
>Liberal white American women start marrying European dudes en masse for visas
>Marriage rate skyrockets
Well played wignats... I think?

Genuine question: Why do Americans act like being pregnant is the most dangerous thing in the world or like sex is involuntary? How does somebody even get that divorced from reality?

i'm more alphaier than you, you're all betas, you're betaey betas and soyjaks but i'm not i'm the chad see and that means your wronger than me ok