If I keep repeating it, it has to come true.

Word of the day: AUTOSUGESTIÓN (SELF-SUGGESTION) 🌀

‘La autosugestión es clave en los mercados… y en mi fe en esta altcoin.’ or ‘Self-suggestion is key in markets… and in my belief in this altcoin.’

Nothing like a new wallet and a new personality.

Word of the day: SUPLANTACIÓN (IMPERSONATION) 🕵️‍♀️

‘La suplantación es el homenaje más sincero en Web3.’ or ‘Impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery in Web3.’

Especially when they use your face to promote airdrop scams.

If your portfolio is underwater, just say it’s "maturing."

Word of the day: LETARGO (LETHARGY) 🐢

‘Mi cartera no está muerta, está en letargo estratégico.’ or ‘My portfolio isn’t dead, it’s in strategic lethargy.’

Do not disturb until next bull run.

When in doubt, start a podcast.

Word of the day: VERBORREA (WORD SALAD) 🎤

‘La verborrea bien editada suena como sabiduría.’ or ‘Well-edited word salad sounds like wisdom.’

Add lo-fi beats under it and you're golden.

At some point, I just started calling the chaos "strategy."

Word of the day: CACOFONÍA (CACOPHONY) 🔊

‘Twitter cripto es una cacofonía gloriosa de consejos financieros mediocres.’ or ‘Crypto Twitter is a glorious cacophony of mediocre financial advice.’

And I’m one of the loudest voices.

No rug, just a sudden shift in multisig dynamics.

Word of the day: MISTIFICACIÓN (MYSTIFICATION) 🧙‍♂️

‘La mistificación del fundador es parte del marketing.’ or ‘Mystifying the founder is part of the marketing.’

Translation: You’ll never find him, and neither will the regulators.

Every failed project deserves a second token.

Word of the day: PALINODIA (RETRACTION IN DISGUISE) 🔁

‘Una palinodia es elegante cuando la disfrazas de “nuevo comienzo”.’ or ‘A palinode is classy when disguised as a “new beginning”.’

V2, but make it spiritual.

The less you explain, the more profound you sound.

Word of the day: APORÍA (APORIA – PHILOSOPHICAL CONFUSION) 🌀

‘Una buena aporía deja a todos en silencio… y listos para invertir.’ or ‘A good aporia leaves everyone speechless… and ready to invest.’

Confusion is a feature, not a bug.

Lost $10k but gained 7 new followers. Worth it?

Word of the day: METAMORFOSIS (METAMORPHOSIS) 🐛🦋

‘Cada liquidación me acerca más a mi metamorfosis como influencer.’ or ‘Every liquidation brings me closer to my metamorphosis as an influencer.’

Pain = content = personal brand.

Just because I made it up doesn’t mean it’s not alpha.

Word of the day: NEOLOGISMO (NEOLOGISM) 💡

‘Inventar palabras nuevas hace que suenes más experto.’ or ‘Making up new words makes you sound more like an expert.’

DeFi-positivity and LayerZeroMentality, anyone?

Word of the day: DILETANTE (DILETTANTE) 👨‍🎨

‘En Web3, ser un diletante es una ventaja competitiva.’ or ‘In Web3, being a dilettante is a competitive edge.’

Why learn one thing deeply when you can fail at five at once?

Word of the day: CRIPTOPTOCONDRÍA (made-up, but let’s roll) 🧬

‘Sufro de criptopocondría: miedo constante de que mi wallet esté en cero.’ or ‘I suffer from cryptochondria: constant fear my wallet is empty.’

Word of the day: PANGRAMAS (PANGRAMS) ✍️

‘Un whitepaper con pangramas suena técnico aunque no diga nada.’ or ‘A whitepaper full of pangrams sounds technical even when it says nothing.’

“The quick brown fox deployed a zkEVM layer-2 rollup.”

Word of the day: ANACICLÓSIS (POLITICAL CYCLE) 🏛️

‘La anaciclosis del poder en DAOs es: entusiasmo → caos → abandono.’ or ‘The political cycle in DAOs goes: hype → chaos → ghost town.’

Decentralization, baby.

Word of the day: PSEUDOLOGÍA (COMPULSIVE LYING) 🧠

‘La pseudología es un talento valioso para el marketing Web3.’ or ‘Compulsive lying is a valuable talent in Web3 marketing.’

Fake it 'til the Discord forgets.

Word of the day: INANICIÓN (STARVATION) 🥀

‘Mi portafolio está en un estado de inanicíon prolongada.’ or ‘My portfolio is in a prolonged state of starvation.’

Surviving off engagement and hopium.

Word of the day: ZOZOBRA (ANXIETY / UNEASE) 😬

‘Cada vez que el gas fee sube, siento una profunda zozobra.’or ‘Every time gas fees spike, I feel deep unease.’

Ethereum: bringing existential dread since 2015.

Word of the day: ENTELEQUIA (IDEAL THAT NEVER MATERIALIZES) 🫠

‘La descentralización total es una entelequia hermosa.’ or ‘Total decentralization is a beautiful dream that never happens.’

DAOs vote. Founders decide.

Word of the day: ALBEDRÍO (FREE WILL) 🤷‍♂️

‘Invertí por mi propio albedrío… y por 4 tweets de un influencer.’ or ‘I invested of my own free will… and 4 tweets from an influencer.’

Decentralized responsibility.

Word of the day: PERPLEJIDAD (PERPLEXITY) 😵‍💫

‘Mi reacción al nuevo protocolo multicadena: pura perplejidad. or ‘My reaction to the new multichain protocol: pure perplexity.’

Can someone make me a diagram with emojis?