Speed is a sign of strength and high IQ.
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People who take a long time to do things are weak or stupid.
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Speed rules my life. EVERYTHING.
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I guarantee I use a cash point quicker than you.
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Guarantee I implement ideas faster than you.
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You name it. I’m quicker.

GM

For the first 1000 years atop Wudan mountain, I was tasked with fetching water from the stream at its base.

The walk would take many days, and occasionally Master Po would accompany me and ask me questions about Zen.

This particular night, as we approached the stream, stood the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She was standing, unable to cross a puddle of mud in fear of staining her Pearl silk robe.

I was always warned to stay away from beautiful women. They distract you from inner rage. They tame your soul with sparkling eyes and it is impossible to be completely lethal when indulging in their beauty.

Therefore for the next 4000 years of training, I would never feel a womans touch. As supreme grandmaster of Wudan mountain, Master Po’s desire for women died many thousand years before.

She screamed out to us for help, and without a smile or saying a word, Master Po helped her across the mud and she was on her way.

I contemplated for many years before I finally spoke out: “Master! It was only mud, she could have crossed herself. She was lazy and vain. Why did you carry her?“

He smiled and replied: “It has been all those years while she has plagued your thoughts and you think you have not carried her?“

Such is the way of Wudan.
-TATESHINKAI

Young Kings.
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Most people view life wrong.
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When in a bad position, you can sit and wish the rules of chess would change.
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Rules which have been the same for 5000 years.
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Or you can accept the parameters and make the best possible move on the board. Even if defeat is certain.

Make gender roles great again

Shotokan

Are you impressed with yourself?

WHAT you’ve done?

HOW you did it?

WHO you are?

Do you think if you described yourself to someone else - would they be impressed?

Be honest.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

MONEY SAVING TIP.

Start taking fitness super seriously.

You’ll save money by eating less, not buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Gyms are comparatively very cheap.

You’ll spend less on leisure as training is time-consuming.

And you’ll need more sleep.

Fitness = Richness

I love when people say I’m on steroids when I’m not - and never have been.

It’s a compliment.

A true sign of wealth.

Assange being free adds a burst of colour to the grey hellscape of injustice currently plaguing the world.

A stroke of bright blue sky.

Maybe, everything will turn around.

-T

I had two choices today.

1) 1 hour of pain, and stay Hercules

2) Lose a fraction of my super human strength.

I ACTUALLY think the second option is much harder to choose.

And everyone seems to think it’s the easier choice.

REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

I thought - "what would I build for a young Andrew Tate to get him to the top as quickly as possible".

Then I built it.

100 slots open.

You can apply for it here: https://therealworld.net/champions

For the first time in a long time...

I have a good feeling about the world.

Join me.

<3

-T

Today Tate brothers will find out if the judge will return the 17 million worth of assets.

The Tates legal team claim the assets were obtained legally.

DIICOT allege that the Tate brothers at the time of the allegations obtained the assets illegally through human trafficking.

If DIICOT proves it in court they will be able to sell all the assets and compensate the investigations done and the parties in the case.

GEEKS BRUV

The BBC is preparing another hit piece.

Faggots.

I worked hard when the only opportunities I had available to me was carrying boxes of fish.

You THINK you’d work hard if only you had a real opportunity,

But the truth is,

The way you do one thing is the way you do everything.

You’re just lazy.

“Don't worry we'll take care of everything.

Commute to your 9/5, happy wife happy life, work hard in your cube and save for retirement, and oh did you see the latest such and such on Netflix…”

Pay your taxes and die.