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If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold:

β€’ Solana: $5.1 billion (27x)
β€’ SpaceX: $15 billion (75x)
β€’ Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x)
β€’ Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x)
β€’ Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x)
β€’ Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x)

Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

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If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold:

β€’ Solana: $5.1 billion (27x)
β€’ SpaceX: $15 billion (75x)
β€’ Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x)
β€’ Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x)
β€’ Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x)
β€’ Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x)

Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

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