JUST IN: Google $GOOGL reports $109.9 billion in revenue for Q1 2026, beating expectations.
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf says President Trump "cranked oil up to $120" from the US blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.
"Next stop: $140"
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"Next stop: $140"
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "Jerome 'Too Late' Powell wants to stay at the Fed because he can't get a job anywhere else."
"Nobody wants him."
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"Nobody wants him."
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JUST IN: JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini accused in new lawsuit of drugging, sexually harassing, and threatening the career of a junior male employee.
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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL surpasses $4.5 trillion market cap, adding over $300,000,000,000 so far today.
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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL market cap is now larger than the GDP of both Japan and India.
Google: $4.5 trillion
Japan: $4.2 trillion
India: $4.1 trillion
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Google: $4.5 trillion
Japan: $4.2 trillion
India: $4.1 trillion
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate unanimously passes resolution banning members from trading on prediction markets.
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JUST IN: Elon Musk says most cryptocurrencies are "scams" during OpenAI court testimony.
"Some of them have merit, but most of them are scams."
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"Some of them have merit, but most of them are scams."
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he doesn't care if Jerome Powell remains as a Federal Reserve Governor.
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