​Gender Reveal Party Invalidated As Neither Parent Has Biology Degree

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If white privilege is a thing, why did Jerry change his name to Geraldo?

I miss him

Many people are asking, so I'll give it to you now, it is 100% true. While playing with the legendary golfer, Ernie Els, winner of four Majors and approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world, Gene Sauers, winner of the Senior U.S. Open, Ken Duke, and Mike Goodes, both excellent tour players, I made a hole-in-one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole. These great tour players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better, but on that one hole only, their swings weren't. Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot of fun.

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The match was Ernie and me (with no strokes) against Gene, Mike, and Ken. I won't tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging- and I don't like people who brag!

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Women posting their L's

Life hack

At least it was fun.

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I think I want to meet her once.

I don't like having sex when I'm drunk because it's hard to cum. Ideally, it's in the day with the kids away and my wife all done up in lingerie. I wanted to tell preschoolers in Florida this but DeSantis fucked it all up.

I was going to tell 2nd graders in Florida that I enjoy banging my wife in the living room while my 3 teens are at youth group for church.

#ThanksDeDantis

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