GN FRENS HAVE A GOOD SCHLEEP

Testing the next version of the chatbot (coming soon):

A guy walks into a bar with a jar of peanuts on the bar, he sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at the jar of peanuts and says, "What's with the nuts?" The guy replies, "I'm going nuts trying to get a promotion at work." The bartender chuckles and says, "Well, at least you're not deez nuts."

We are having some technical outage, AI Apps are temporarily unavailable, please stay tuned

Everything is up and running again!

One more little update, AI chat won't be available for ~10 mins (FIXED)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: ALPHAKEK IS BRIDGING TO ETHEREUM

We listened to your feedback and decided to revamp our tokenomics. Key changes:

1) AlphaKEK token is moving to the Ethereum chain (more important details below!);
2) We introduce revenue share for top token holders (accrued from Apps revenue and buy/sell tax);
3) We disable minting (no new tokens for sure);
4) We make it possible to pay for AlphaKEK AI Apps in Ethereum, not AlphaKEK tokens (starting from v0.2);
5) We add a buy/sell tax;
6) Holding AlphaKEK will give you bonuses for using the platform as before.

We overestimated the Polygon's pros (cheap gas) and underestimated the cons (low popularity), and we decided to fix that while we are still early.

IMPORTANT DETAILS ABOUT THE BRIDGING PROCESS
* We just created a SNAPSHOT of every AlphaKEK holder;
* When we deploy AlphaKEK on Ethereum, you'll receive the same amount of tokens as you currently have on Polygon;
* We expect to finish bridging in about 24 hours; then, we'll start trading on the Ethereum chain with the same amount of liquidity;
* STOP BUYING ALPHAKEK ON POLYGON: if you have more AlphaKEK than we've recorded in the snapshot, you will get a refund when we finish bridging. Wait until the bridging process is over, then resume trading on the Ethereum chain;
* If you don't want to switch to Ethereum for some reason, you have 24 hours to sell your AlphaKEK tokens (although there's seemingly no reason to do that). In that case, you will be removed from the snapshot.

Please feel free to ask extra questions in the comments or DMs (@neural9000). We're just starting!

AlphaKEK v1.0 will be self-governable

Bridging is going as planned, more updates soon

We're gonna pull liquidity from Polygon right now to transfer it to Ethereum (and also refund these three dumb bots that haven't read the announcement and bought $10 worth of tokens after the snapshot)

Refunds completed

Bridging liquidity to Ethereum now: https://polygonscan.com/tx/0x6bf1518b9b82fb754b79bb56abc48068c159709e60b043ce30759c1acbe958be

2 of 3 bots later sold their tokens lmao (and ngmi)