مقطع مسجل قبل بداية مباراة الطائي والبرازيل

يقولون عن الشايب أنه من جيل الطيبين

‏حتى شيابنا جننهم كريستيانو 😂😂😂

فاقدين نكتة الي نسى جواله مفتوح في البيت و وقفته الشرطة و قال لهم السالفه و فتحوا له الطريق #مسألة_حياة_او_موت

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more beer 🍻 ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅

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