"NOT TODAY!" Georgia Army vet grandma restrains passenger who attempted to storm the cockpit on Delta flight from Atlanta

Sen. John Kennedy after freezing on-air: "Some of the rags up here are saying I caught an STD live on television or something. I don't know."

BREAKING: DOJ forms strike force to investigate alleged treasonous conspiracy by Democrats against President Trump

CNN ON INTEL REPORT: "This is hardly information that we should even be repeating."

"I'm not sure that we should spend that much more time on it, frankly."

These are the same clowns that parroted intelligence reports ad nauseum when they targeted POTUS.

TRUMP: "America is the country that started the AI race, & as President of the United States, I'm here today to declare that America is going to win it."

WH STATEMENT ON WSJ REPORT LINKING POTUS TO EPSTEIN:

WATCH: Detective robbed by teens at gunpoint during undercover operation in Florida

TRUMP: "A man who transitioned came up & looked at the bar & asked, 'How much is it?' 212 pounds. 'Oh, let me try it.'

*bing-bong*

"He broke the record." 😂

BREAKING: Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers (D) says he won’t seek reelection

WATCH: Protester storms DeSantis’ press conference & calls him a pedophile

JUST IN: Food Network chef Anne Burrell’s death ruled suicide by "acute intoxication," medical examiner says

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell currently in meeting with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche

We regret to inform you that Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested for credit card fraud in Florida

JUST IN: Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy made a special appearance at EAA AirVenture Oshkosh and co-piloted a MiG-29 with Jared Isaacman in front of a crowd of 700,000 people.

R.I.P. — Jazz legend Chuck Mangione dead at 84

REP. CROCKETT: “They been cheatin'! Right now, we should be in power. We should be the ones that are controlling the House.”

JUST IN: Vince McMahon reacts to the death of Hulk Hogan, says he "was the greatest WWE superstar of all time."

"Today, we pray for him."

Tenn. D.A.R.E. cop decertified after having sex with teacher in classroom

The educator was suspended for 2 days, but later resigned

Convicted felon accused of impersonating a police officer in Hemet, Calif.

ALIEN SIGHTING? 🛸 👽 Mysterious creature caught on camera in Compton, Calif.