TRUMP: "Today, we strike a righteous blow to the drug dealers, narcotic traffickers, & criminal cartels."

"We take a historic step toward justice for every family touched by the fentanyl scourge as we sign the HALT Fentanyl Act into law."

Michigan father Greg Swan, who lost his son to opioids:

"Thank you, Mr. President, for stopping the border crossings, full stop, mic drop."

"It was amazing what you did. We were being gaslit, & you came and lit a fire to that story, & we're a lot safer for of it."

BREAKING: 7.2M earthquake strikes near Alaska, tsunami warning issued for coastal areas - NWS

INSANITY! Teen nicknamed 'Murda' only served 8 MONTHS after murder conviction, posts on Instagram, “We beat murder charges, who’s next?”

MIKE PENCE: “The time has come for the administration to release all of the [Epstein] files.”

“Anyone who participated or was associated with this despicable man ought to be held up to public scrutiny.”

WATCH: Gavin Newsom, who banned Californians from fresh air as he partied at the Michelin star rated French Laundry, says "what the hell were we doing shutting down the beaches?"

TERRIFYING VIDEO: Woman fights off would-be kidnapper in Florida

GOOD NEWS ALERT: Firefighters in Lacey, Washington revived an unresponsive pup with Narcan during a traffic stop where fentanyl was present.

Pres. Trump pulled troops from LA after the riots ended, Mayor Karen Bass says she made the National Guard "retreat."

"We won!"

SHANE GILLIS AT THE ESPYS:

"Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died."

"There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..."

JUST IN: Self-proclaimed “realist person of the East Coast,” who has a banger coming soon with Kodak Black, is demanding a phone charger from airline staff

“You guys fucked with the wrong one!”

🚨 Dozens of illegals nabbed in wide-ranging immigration sweep across Alabama

PESS SEC: “I know that many in the media have been speculating about bruising on the president's hand & also swelling in the president's legs.”

“All results were within normal limits, and the president remains in excellent health.”

PRESS SEC: "Following President Trump's bold Executive Actions protecting American children from irreversible chemical and surgical mutilation, the largest provider of these barbaric practices will now be closing its doors." 🔥

Nancy Pelosi says the Epstein story is a "distraction" from Pres. Trump's budget

JUST IN: White House physician releases statement after President Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, a common condition

REP. JEFFRIES ON EPSTEIN: "Democrats didn't put this into the public domain, conspiracy theory provocateur-in-chief Donald Trump is the one, along with his extreme MAGA Republican associates, who put this whole thing into the public domain for years."

NYC's next Mayor, Zohran Mamdani: "What purpose do prisons serve?"

STELTER: "This is the end of a publicly-funded media era."

Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) on motion to release the Epstein files:

"It's so obvious that the Democrats are just using this for a political football. If they were really serious about it, what happened the last 4 years?"