Pres. Trump pulled troops from LA after the riots ended, Mayor Karen Bass says she made the National Guard "retreat."

"We won!"

SHANE GILLIS AT THE ESPYS:

"Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died."

"There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..."

JUST IN: Self-proclaimed “realist person of the East Coast,” who has a banger coming soon with Kodak Black, is demanding a phone charger from airline staff

“You guys fucked with the wrong one!”

🚨 Dozens of illegals nabbed in wide-ranging immigration sweep across Alabama

PESS SEC: “I know that many in the media have been speculating about bruising on the president's hand & also swelling in the president's legs.”

“All results were within normal limits, and the president remains in excellent health.”

PRESS SEC: "Following President Trump's bold Executive Actions protecting American children from irreversible chemical and surgical mutilation, the largest provider of these barbaric practices will now be closing its doors." 🔥

Nancy Pelosi says the Epstein story is a "distraction" from Pres. Trump's budget

JUST IN: White House physician releases statement after President Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, a common condition

REP. JEFFRIES ON EPSTEIN: "Democrats didn't put this into the public domain, conspiracy theory provocateur-in-chief Donald Trump is the one, along with his extreme MAGA Republican associates, who put this whole thing into the public domain for years."

NYC's next Mayor, Zohran Mamdani: "What purpose do prisons serve?"

STELTER: "This is the end of a publicly-funded media era."

Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) on motion to release the Epstein files:

"It's so obvious that the Democrats are just using this for a political football. If they were really serious about it, what happened the last 4 years?"

WATCH: U.S. Border Patrol tackles man who allegedly slashed agents truck tires during operation at Sacramento Home Depot

His wife says he was only recording.

WATCH: U.S. Border Patrol tackles man who allegedly slashed agents truck tires during operation at Sacramento Home Depot

His wife says he was only recording.

The White House actually posted this video... 😂

ICE in Oregon allowed a wanted migrant to drop off his son at daycare before being detained.

He then refused to get out of the car & forced agents to break his windows outside the school.

NEW: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron apologizes after he was caught cheating on his wife at Coldplay concert, says it's "troubling" that a "private moment became public without my consent."