Professional cleaners.

Road rash!

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

I just realised that there's just an 'a' extra in FPS. More the fps.... more the pleasure.
*Faps*

#FoodForThought😂

A very scary thought

He isn't wrong.

Bank

Son : you believe in ghosts?
Dad : No
Son : Our maid said ghosts exist
Dad : WTF we don't have maid
Mom : Meet me out in the car right now
Dad : Why?
Mom : we don't have son
Dad: wait... I'm not married

Dogs don't care about status.

Avengers and Rick & Morty combo