Tfw you find that Google can give you the numeric value of 'once in a blue moon.'
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said:
- That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
- The bus driver insulted me - she fumed.
The man sympathized and said:
- Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
- You're right - she said - I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
- That's a good idea - the man said - Here, let me hold your monkey.
- That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
- The bus driver insulted me - she fumed.
The man sympathized and said:
- Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
- You're right - she said - I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
- That's a good idea - the man said - Here, let me hold your monkey.