You ever get nervous texting someone because they are really good at grammar?

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I'M NOT SINGLE. I'M TAKEN as a joke

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Fall in love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

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I keep subtitles ON b/c sometimes I just be snacking too loud.

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I skip test questions like I'm going to be different person when I get back to them

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Him: I'm tired of you.
Her: she went and bought him an energy drink.

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Difference is one thing
We have in common.

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I'm not here to impress, I'm here to impact

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Be a nice human.

Every decision in your life led you to this moment and this stupid sentence.

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አልጋነሽ is underated name.

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Love at first sight exists. Given that you are incredibly hot.

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Happiness is overrated, greatness requires a certain amount of constant misery.

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You don’t have to be attractive to be successful in life. But it's safer to be one, you never know... just in case

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Me: hey
Person with clear skin: honestly😭 it's just water.

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You getting mad
I'm getting rich.

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"I'll see you in court" is the grownup version of I'm telling mom

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Y'all talk about ghosting, let's talk about jobs you apply for and never get denied or accepted

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Being a music lover with a terrible voice is the saddest part of my life

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