Leaving is not best choice think twice.

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What she said: The virus is ruining ma whole life.

What I heard: The virus is ruining ma hoe life.

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በዝምታ ከምዋጥ ብሎ በጩኸት ተተፋ

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ደነዙ ጀለስህ ድንገት የሆነ ቀን እሚገርም ሀሳብ ሲያስብ...

you be like...
"ተይ man ይቅርብሽ ስለማትደግሚው የአዕምሮሽን ስትራፖ አትችዪውም"

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The most depressing job in the world must be the person who adds audience laughter to sitcoms.

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My generation nvr had ሞግዚት... our parents just told us to lock the door and dont open it for nobody😑

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This is the wrong generation for people with a good heart.

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My roommate is 2 days younger than me

So I’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when I was your age...” and then describing what I did 2 days ago

@deepthoughs2

Yo mama so fat when she died the angel refused to take her

#yomama

you're crying for schools to resume, if they do social distancing inside exam hall, will you graduate? 🤦🏾‍♀

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Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired.

#yomama

Thou shall not chase no nigga

Bitchyoutrippin 4:23

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Unconditional love is wonderful. Unconditional support is dangerous.

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Short Guy: How's the weather up there?
Tall Guy: Fine! How's my ass smell?

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Men are the best cooks
Just two eggs, one banana and a little milk leaves a woman satisfied for nine months.

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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Q: How did the black guy escape prison?
A: He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs.
Q: How did he get caught?
A: He smiled.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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