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Those good times when the only big life decision we had to make was to say either kitun or egrun

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Dating feminist is very nice until she slaps you with ‘የሚቀጥለዉ እሁድ ቤታችሁ አሮጊት እልካለዉ ለቤተሰብህ አሳዉቅ’

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When you in a concert and the performer shouts now you sing it

ME: I didn't pay to hear my own damn voice now SING!!!

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*group of friends crush into an abandoned house*
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*horror movie begins*

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What starts with a letter P and ends with the letter E and has a million letters in it?

Me: Pmillione😐

Actual answer: post office

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* some guy opinion*
"When women wear makeup they're basically lying to us"
Me: I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold eyelids

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i dont know who need to hear this but saying "ተጫወት" to a person in a group conversation isn't really a proper motivation.

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Don’t you think the myth “ወልደሽ ከብደሽ" makes our women gain weight after giving birth?

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People will think you're dumber for wearing a mask incorrectly than not wearing a mask at all.

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Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For instance, "Ben is in a hurry."
"Ben is in a coma."

#wordplay
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Police: You are under arrest!
Me: Why?
Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle.
Me: Did you say six?
Police: that is correct, six!
Me: Damn it, we have lost Marta.

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የTelevision ግብር tho 😂 they think we will pay them 😆 EBC expects us to pay them haha 🤣

እዚ ምን ቀልድ አለ.. ቀልድ EBC ጋር ቀረ

@Issuess
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Sis... your education,career and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you.

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Those who go to sleep naked, what are u preparing for, spiritual sex?🧐

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NAH.

_ Rosa parks,1955

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my brain : ተፈላሰፍ እስኪ

me : ኧረ ይቅርብኝ

my brain : ችግር የለውም ሞክር

me : " ከኔ በላይ ታውቃለህ ማለት ካንተ በታች አውቃለሁ ማለት አይደለም "

My brain : wtf😂😂😂

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Government: stay indoors
People who haven't exercised since 1998:🏃‍♂🏃‍♀🚶‍♀🚶‍♂

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Her: Why do you keep cheating on me every time I give you another chance?

Me: I think the real question is why do you keep giving me another chance, everytime I cheat on you?

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Skeletons probably use toothpaste to clean their whole body and not just their teeth

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Them: የሰው ልጅ ህይወት ቅጠል አይደለም ክቡር ነው

Also them: COVID-19 የሰውን ልጅ ህይወት እየቀጠፈ ነው..

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