Atheist niggas walk into biology like it’s bible study.

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Jesus Christ

Population Data: .... ኢትዮጵያ በጣም ትንሽ መኪና እና ብዙ እግረኛ ነው ያላት

Gov’t: .... cool, we are going to build ጠባብ የእግረኛ መንገድ and ሰፋፊ አስፋልት!

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አሜን ነው ወይ?

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Farting is one of the few things everyone universally has in common, yet is one of the most universally embarrassing acts.

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Ethiopian logic

መኪና እየነዳክ ሰዉ ሰላም ካላልክ ጉረኝነት ነዉ ሰላም ካልክም ጉረኝነት ነዉ::

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Rare is the union of beauty and purity.

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You can't die in the living room

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I want relationships to be as easy as I see them on amharic movies.

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I think I know my barber’s secret morethan his wife does

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Me: using Facebook

Mom: እስቲ አቡጡ ብለህ search አርግ አድጎ ይሆን

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Absolutely no one

Me: restarting a song because i blinked on my favourite part

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How cool is it that the same God who created sunset, oceans and galaxies thought the world needed one of you.

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Erasers slowly die because of our mistakes.

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Crush: hey

Me: *googles best place to get married

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It’s okay to be single but it’s not good to be alone.

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As you get older, the word "kid" seems less and less of an insult.

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When they sing ችቦ አይሞላም ወገቧ but you know you're a whole ዳመራ

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