That moment when your chair makes farting noise and you can't make that noise again to prove you didn't fart ππ
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Forwarded from 000
Whatβs all this Fucking Drama I thought I got in a relationship Not the damn cinema.
#ISaidWhatISaid
βοΈ@WhuSaidπ€·π½ββοΈ
#ISaidWhatISaid
βοΈ@WhuSaidπ€·π½ββοΈ
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
Chicken or Egg, which one comes first?
If you believe in God, obviously God created chickens first
If you believe in Evolution, still chickens are first to evolve
End of the argument!
If you believe in God, obviously God created chickens first
If you believe in Evolution, still chickens are first to evolve
End of the argument!
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
*When visiting someone sick
Americans: Get well soon
British: Wishing you speedy recovery
Ethiopian: I know someone who died with that same illness
Americans: Get well soon
British: Wishing you speedy recovery
Ethiopian: I know someone who died with that same illness
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
The way some of you jump to conclusions will qualify you to the Olympic pole-vault game
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
Does your boyfriend know youβre single?
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
text: i canβt
email: i cannot
ααα¨α α« α½αα : i am unable to can
email: i cannot
ααα¨α α« α½αα : i am unable to can
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
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π1
If youβre over 25, itβs illegal to say youβre βsuper-excitedβ about anything
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a punch
The bartender says βSir, if you wanna punch, you gotta get in line.β
The guy looks around but there is no punch line
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The bartender says βSir, if you wanna punch, you gotta get in line.β
The guy looks around but there is no punch line
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Repeat with me
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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People are embarrassed about buying condoms in public, yet getting laid is seen as badge of honor.
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