How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday

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Tennis is a bigger game of 'no u'

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She'll cry and get over it. She'll hate you and then love you again. But one day she'll leave, and won't come back

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You can't throw me to the wolves...they come when I call

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I can make plans to stay home on Sunday and still be late

Having a long charging cable is one of the perks in life which is under appreciated

Don't confuse ego with self respect

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting😄

“If you’re not willing to be a fool,then you can’t be a master.”– Jordan Peterson

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
― Robert Frost

Done trying.
If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye

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Loneliness is dangerous. It is addicting. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don't want to deal with people

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Yeah you're handsome, but do you read books?

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Me:*being murdered*: I don’t like this

Murderer: Am sorry would you like me to stop?

Me: *trying not to be rude* አረ ችግር የለውም...go ahead

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me: *buys night voice package*

her: "i have a class tomorrow morning"

me: are you spying on me??

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The later you are born, the more you have to study in history.

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Depression is not the same as sadness.

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Lack of sex turns you into a social media comedian.

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