Her: I'm leaving u!

Me: Is it because I never listen to u?

Her: Yes!

Me: Fine! I will see u tonight

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When you are sick, you are told to do drugs and stay out of school.

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Too bad you can't Photoshop an ugly personality.

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Technically , January is next week, next month, next year and next decade.

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Don't do the Crime if you can't do the time.

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If you ever feel useless and like no one respects you, just think of this sign -🔞

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Leave me wanting more.

Then give it to me.

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Most people's last word of the decade will be "one"

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Selfish people: *calling you selfish because you didn't do what they wanted you to.

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It’s some people’s job to animate boobs for children’s movies.

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Then suddenly she is everything

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This dude looks like he skipped leg day for so long and now he looks like an improper fraction.

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I am always 100% myself. Unless I have a ጉንፋን, then I'm 50% ቀንድ አውጣ

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“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”

Dad: That’s a D, idiot.

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Date a girl that would always respect your wife

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That empty space in your bed is better than having wrong person next to you

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I pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for

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If Adam and Eve had argument, it would've been a World War.

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