The 10 minutes I spend on my phone before I sleep are the best 3 hours of my day

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*pen stops working*

Me: ለዛሬ ጻፊልኝ ለነገ ገዛለሁ

*pen starts working*

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No one:

Your black friend: ህፃን እያለው እኮ ቀይ ነበርኩ

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*Rich young dude exists*

People: እሱ እኮ አሰርቶ ነው

Other people: ወንድሜ! እሱ በደና ጊዜ ዘርፏል

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Short couples can't 69 they ea

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Know the difference from being depressed and being bored.

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A real surprise birthday is one when it's not your birthday.

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Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.”

Happy fathers day.

You can't mimick yourself.

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Sorry, You can't order the relief on its own.
It only comes as a desert with pain.

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My Crush: እስቲ ስለ ራስህ ንገረኝ

Nervous me: ሞላላ ነዉ

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Them:are you single or what?

Me:what

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It always rains the hardest on people who deserves the sun

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Remember in kindergarten when this "👎" used to be the finger

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Gym trainer: now do ቁጭ ብድግ

ራያ people: ጨፍሩ ነው ምትለን? 🤨

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Break up hurts ?

Have you ever own a charger that only works if your phone is at a certain angle.

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I wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend.

Now, please suggest me a good girlfriend

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Those who leave this channel may your crush fall in love with your best friend.

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I hate when dudes think I just be playin hard to get. Bruh I really don't like you. I'm not playing

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It's not always just the heart sometimes your mind breaks as well

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