You know life is not fun. You want to show the world that everything is dull and gray. That's why we made the classic Demilich shirt conform to your views and values! To underline the misery you dwell in, we left the backside blank. Just turn around and walk away, leaving your opponent staring at even less than the front promised.

We'll sell these shirts when killing Sotajumala in Jyväskylä on Friday. Those who can't attend are able to order it now straight from our official store at Record Shop X:
https://www.recordshopx.com/merch/demilich/gray_classic/

Remember that life is short. Why spend it in joy and briskness?

Soon available:
- More plain logo T's, with traditional and rather interesting shirt colors.
- Original Nespithe cover art shirts. "Finally, you lazy S.O.B."
- Back and sleeve patches. "Finally, you worthless turd. Please come to play in Afghanistan."
- New music. Not from Demilich, but some other, lousier bands that don't have me telling them how to be awesome.

Love,
Antti Boman, CEO of Monochromatization Unit @ Demilich, Inc.

#Demilich #classic #shirt #LifeIsGrey #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

funny /ˈfʌni/
adjective: causing laughter or amusement; humorous.

Well, it's not the time to be funny today. It's time to be /ɪnˈfɔːmətɪv/. You thought I've spent all my summer stalking you in the Internet. Yes, I've been doing that intensely, but I've also somehow managed to order some Demilich patches. Here's a teaser of what's coming.

1) Logo patch. Embroidered, iron-on, merrowed border. A tad smaller than The One And Only First Patch: 10 cm x 7.5 cm
2) Nespithe original cover art patch. Printed, iron-on, black merrowed border (not shown in this image from the factory, but will be in the final version). Size 8 cm x 8 cm
3) Classic Adversary backpatch. Printed, trapezoid (in the final version), black merrowed border (in the final version). Size: 30 cm x 35.5 cm. In the final version.

These are the first three patch styles that will be available within two weeks. If they start selling, I have other ones coming, too. I'll also publish the results of the patch poll then, as promised.

So, please get back to not-breathing while waiting, and enjoy the rain.

Yours,
Antti Boman, also The Head of "Summerly Apathy and Heavy Usage of Words Too and Also" Section at Demilich HQ, too

#Demilich #patch #backpatch #embroideredpatch #printedpatch #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #also #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic #too

We have taken over Germany! By being here at Party.San in time. Tomorrow we'll headline the festival Friday (afternoon) at 12:45. Afternoon, yep. For 35 minutes or more, if we're quick with the soundcheck and the never-ending speeches.

We already have two shirt designs for sale at the official merch desk, and the joy of commercialism will last until Friday night. I, Antti, also have some new patches and old stickers with me, so catch me when I anonymously walk by, or come to the signing session at 14:00 on Friday. You'll have to pay for them, naturally, you stingy little joker! We'll also sign original 1991 demo covers (halves, to screw your Ebay fraud intentions) at the occasion. For free, you stingy little jokers.

Enjoy the fest! If not, we will force you to, in the most horrible ways imaginable and beyond that.

Yours,
Antti Boman, the The of the The Ancient Band That Still Rides The Success of Their First Albumlich

#Demilich #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic #Party.San #PartySan

The Four Instructive Tales ...of Information

1) The new patches – logo + Nespithe sleeve patches and The Classic Adversary backpatch – are now available at Record Shop X: https://www.recordshopx.com/artist/demilich/?o=r

2) Our Party.San gig is already a distant memory, but we'd still like to thank the organizers and all the other people working there with and for us! You made a great weekend! Also, thanks to the audience for coming to see us play and have a chat with us after the show!

3) I'll now concentrate on making new music, whether it's Demilich or not. Hopefully it will be.

4) I'll print the Nespithe and logo shirts, as promised.

Yours,
Antti "too many deaths lately, lost my humor mojo" Boman, Demilich

#Demilich #embroidered #patch #printed #backpatch #Nespithe #TheAdversary #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic #LostMojo

The patches also available in Ebay: https://www.ebay.com/sch/cyuonut/m.html

CVLT Nation asked Tomas Skogsberg and Kurt Ballou (etc.) about their experiences and feelings on the legendary Boss Heavy Metal HM-2 pedal. For some reason, I was asked the same questions, too. I'm honored to spill my history and thoughts on the little box that buzzes, screams, and somewhere between it all, produces a legendary guitar tone for metal music: http://www.cvltnation.com/buzzsaw-an-oral-history-of-the-hm-2-pedal/

#Demilich #Winterwolf #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #TomasSkogsberg #SunlightStudios #KurtBallou #Converge

I've always wanted to play at Hellfest, but never did much to help us getting there. It's good to have dreams that stay as dreams, you know. Or is it? Anyway, I was stoked when they asked us to play there in 2018! Lots of friends, fantastic bands I've always wanted to see, and also the greatest act in the history of music! Yes, I mean Demilich.

Don't have a ticket? Sorry, it was sold out months ago in 48 hours.

#Demilich #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Phase 1: John Olson makes a Demilich meme.
Phase 2: Rumba, a Finnish music magazine, makes a news article about it.
Phase 3: Demilich makes a social media posting about the news article.
Phase 4: ???
Phase 5: Profit

https://www.rumba.fi/uutiset/musiikkimaailman-meemikuningas-jakoi-vuorokauden-sisaan-kaksi-suomi-meemia/

#Demilich #WolfEyes #Rumba #underpantsgnomes #profit #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Demilich was asked to play at the last edition of Kill-Town Death Fest in 2014. Unfortunately that weekend was booked for something else, probably something worthless, and we couldn't join in. Fortunately "final" equals "hiatus" these days, and KTDF will be held again in Copenhagen in 2018. This time with Demilich, who definitely master the final/hiatus confusion!

http://killtowndeathfest.com/2018/01/10/77/

#Demilich #KTDF2018 #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Demilich to tour the East Coast USA on May with Blood Incantation & Artificial Brain!

The band responsible for the eruption of Yellowstone Caldera and the rupture of San Andreas Fault that led to vanishing of millions of innocent and corrupted souls in the west coastal areas of the USA in 2016 will return to make things right on the still functional albeit refugee filled East Coast! ...What? You're from California, and you all are still alive? Ok, I might have misinterpreted the news slightly.

Anyway, the tour - arranged by Perdition Booking - will consist of 14 shows from Rhode Island to Florida, and will also feature two great US acts, Blood Incantation and Artificial Brain! We thought of using the ticket money for humanitarian acts, but as it seems there's no need for such generosity, we'll simply spend it in your great craft beer.

I'll now use this space-time to answer your frequently whined matters:
- New album? - NFI, but I can tell you that we're currently writing two new songs for two special releases.
- The Nespithe shirt that was promised a year ago? - Yes, still non-existent but to be existent
- The embroidered logo patch? - <Remember to copy the previous answer here before publishing this post, or otherwise you may look stupid and sloppy>
- North Korea tour? Only if Mr. Kim will exchange hair styles with Mr. Trump.

Yours,
Antti Boman, CTO of History Rewriting and Manipulation Department at Demilich, Inc.

#Demilich #USTour #BloodIncantation #ArtificialBrain #PerditionBooking #Yellowstone #eruption #SanAndreasFault #rupture #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic