The hand blah blah blah. Progress but slow blah blah. Eagerly awaiting blah.

In the meantime, you asked to be made aware of all the beautiful channels of interaction Demilich has, so here I provide.

We'll start with the main site, http://www.anentity.com/demilich/ . Yeah, I could really update it occasionally. Well, it has a nifty Twitter feed. Which gets blocked by ad blockers. And which you can read on Twitter. But hey, you can download all the music we've done there! If "all" means everything before 2006. And not the first rehearsal demo.

Yes, I could really update the site.

You all wear clothes, right? Okay, not all of you, although you should. The main place for Demilich shirts is http://www.recordshopx.com/artist/demilich/ . I'll also make some other wearable items available there soon, like patches that keep you warm in the winter, and stickers that... stick on you.

You may also find some merchandise at http://www.anentity.com/shop/ if you're exceptionally lucky. The luck can be enhanced by registering for a newsletter. That way I will spam you to death with special offers once a year or two.

And finally, the salvation of modern times, the social media. I tend to post everything on each beautiful privacy annihilation system at the same time, but An Troo Demelch Fang naturally joins all of those. Especially as you know what kind of deceiving motherfucker I can be sometimes. You know, like letting only one channel know of some exclusive stuff, just for the heck of it. So, make sure you check these all at least bi-daily:
https://facebook.com/demilichband
https://google.com/+demilich
https://twitter.com/demilichband
https://instagram.com/demilichband
https://telegram.me/demilich

That's all for now. More hand drama in the near future.

Peace and blah,
-Annti Bowman, CEO of Demilich Enterprises

A quick update to Telegram followers only: I played the full set through at Demilich rehearsals on Wednesday, and apart from minor stiffness and weakness in the left hand, everything went great. This means that we'll be able to play live again, and I will be able to restart failing at creating new material.

Danny Tunker shows you how it's done, with smiles and weird expressions on the face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8v2bHb9Jk

The Hand Formerly Known As Mr. Lobster is working again, so it's time to get back to playing live! If you're furious because we had to cancel the Helsinki gig on January, you can stop hating life now. Come join us and three other great bands at Nosturi on May 13! https://www.facebook.com/events/462603203934769/

Another first-in-Telegram thing you might be interested in: http://www.levykauppax.fi/merch/demilich/the_adversary_of_emptiness/#465102

In English: http://www.recordshopx.com/merch/demilich/the_adversary_of_emptiness/#465102

BREAKING NEWS: Demilich finally acknowledges both traditional sexes! Patch-sexuals still left unhappy.

We have now arrived at 21st century. Gone are the days when all Demilich fans were men, mostly fat and old, so we're starting to give love to more beautiful entities, too. And the start is pretty special! We've printed the legendary Chris Moyen's design on cloth. It was meant for our Paris gig in 2015 only, but why waste such a beauty and not let everyone wear it? The back of the shirt is different, so all the owners of the original shirt can sigh in relief and keep on estimating when it's a good time for an auction in Ebay.

The shirt will be available at around May 13, both as men's and ladies' T-shirts. Head at http://www.recordshopx.com/merch/demilich/ and pre-order yours before they are gone!

Oh, and we've promised to print patches for a very long time. It'll be done soon. Really. We mean it this time. This time it's different.

http://www.recordshopx.com/artist/demilich/ that is.

Only a couple of days until this great happening hits Helsinki! More info at https://www.facebook.com/events/462603203934769/

They have arrived! Show your love towards lovable, giggling, upside down babies, and buy a men's or ladies' T-shirt at http://www.recordshopx.com/merch/demilich/the_adversary_of_emptiness/#465102

The shirts will also be available at Svart Death Night in Helsinki this Friday! https://www.facebook.com/events/462603203934769/

Next up: Tampere Metal Meeting, in less than two weeks. The highest point for me, apart from our own gig, is finally seeing a live show of one of my heroes, Nocturnus AD! Throw a good, one, Mike!

Demilich is now heading at their extensive European summer tour (of three shows). The first gig will be at Tampere Metal Meeting tomorrow, Friday 17 June, and we have some shirts with us for you to buy with all the beautiful cash you've made out of stock market, illegal drug trade and white male prostitution. Moyen's babyfulicious ladies' shirt in sizes S-XL, men's in S-XXXL, and the rest of designs only in S-L. Raipe and Juti, keep the grills warm, as we're coming!

Next stop of the world tour: Democratic People's Republic of Oulu and their Jalometalli Festival. There's a huge possibility we will be burnt alive on a pyre, due to blatantly lying about the gig of 2010 being the last gig of the band ever. Please do not do it, though, at least not until the show has ended! It will be, after all, the last gig of the band ever! This time it's real!

We'll also bring the depicted shirts for sale. Get yours before we pack them in our escape pods right after the show.

The band wants to apologize The Great Supreme Leader Polliisi for our previous betrayal. May Your torture technics be gentle on us.

Here are the top comments, already asked by us so you won't have to bother:
"Backpatches?"
"New material?"
"Please come to <your country/city>!!!"