the new april fool's meta: don't be a spastic idiot (people will spend hours trying to decipher the joke)

since people seem to be confused the joke is that if you don't make jokes and act like a normal person instead of a fucking clown then people will spend extra time trying to extrapolate a joke that isn't there

forgot to clarify for the people in the back who think i'm using "idiot" as a stand-in for "retard" to #0wn people

sodium: explodes when it touches water
chlorine: used in chemical warfare

sodium chloride: makes your soup taste slightly worse