10 THINGS THAT DEFINE AFRICANS:
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(1). Urinating behind the toilet or on walls
(2). Wife sleeping next to the wall
(3). Keeping the broom behind the door
(4). When you become rich people say you've joined illuminati
(5). When you take a shower, they ask where do you want to go?
(6). Keeping some plates and cups aside specifically for visitors
(7). Counting chapattis after they've been cooked
(8). No natural death in Africa - your enemy is always the cause
(9). Funerals and birthdays are for feasting and not mourning and celebrations
(10). Clothes are only washed during weekends
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(1). Urinating behind the toilet or on walls
(2). Wife sleeping next to the wall
(3). Keeping the broom behind the door
(4). When you become rich people say you've joined illuminati
(5). When you take a shower, they ask where do you want to go?
(6). Keeping some plates and cups aside specifically for visitors
(7). Counting chapattis after they've been cooked
(8). No natural death in Africa - your enemy is always the cause
(9). Funerals and birthdays are for feasting and not mourning and celebrations
(10). Clothes are only washed during weekends