10 THINGS THAT DEFINE AFRICANS:
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(1). Urinating behind the toilet or on walls
(2). Wife sleeping next to the wall
(3). Keeping the broom behind the door
(4). When you become rich people say you've joined illuminati
(5). When you take a shower, they ask where do you want to go?
(6). Keeping some plates and cups aside specifically for visitors
(7). Counting chapattis after they've been cooked
(8). No natural death in Africa - your enemy is always the cause
(9). Funerals and birthdays are for feasting and not mourning and celebrations
(10). Clothes are only washed during weekends
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(1). Urinating behind the toilet or on walls
(2). Wife sleeping next to the wall
(3). Keeping the broom behind the door
(4). When you become rich people say you've joined illuminati
(5). When you take a shower, they ask where do you want to go?
(6). Keeping some plates and cups aside specifically for visitors
(7). Counting chapattis after they've been cooked
(8). No natural death in Africa - your enemy is always the cause
(9). Funerals and birthdays are for feasting and not mourning and celebrations
(10). Clothes are only washed during weekends
The Geography of a Woman🤣🤣
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and the United States.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!!🙈🙈🙈🙈
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and the United States.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!!🙈🙈🙈🙈
Motorola C118 na Nokia 110 ndizo simu ulikuwa unawacha kwa meza uende kukata weight..alafu mtu apige..ilikuwa ina vibrate inajitembeza nikama ilikuwa inakuja kukutafuta..
😂😂😂😂 Siku hizi form nikuita Sidechicks Mum.Ndio Ukipigiwa unaweza enda hadi bedroom ujifungie na uongee na Mtu wako na amani na urudi kama watu wamefurahi umeongea na mama yako
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation...
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home...
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense...
*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
😬😬😬
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation...
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home...
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense...
*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
😬😬😬
Kitambo wazae walikuwa wananunua belt ifanye kazi mbili, ishikilie longi kwa mwili na icharaze ujinga kutoka kwa mwili ya mtoto akikosa, siku hizi hata inaenda ikipoteza kazi coz tunanunua fitting na watoto siku hizi unawachapa na maneno tu 😏
Drunkards will be reading out loud the whole Lipa na Mpesa process until they get to the PIN, nikama soberness huwa kujia out of nowhere..