MAFISI SACCO
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😂😂😂😂 Siku hizi form nikuita Sidechicks Mum.Ndio Ukipigiwa unaweza enda hadi bedroom ujifungie na uongee na Mtu wako na amani na urudi kama watu wamefurahi umeongea na mama yako
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation...

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home...

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense...

*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
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Kitambo wazae walikuwa wananunua belt ifanye kazi mbili, ishikilie longi kwa mwili na icharaze ujinga kutoka kwa mwili ya mtoto akikosa, siku hizi hata inaenda ikipoteza kazi coz tunanunua fitting na watoto siku hizi unawachapa na maneno tu 😏
Drunkards will be reading out loud the whole Lipa na Mpesa process until they get to the PIN, nikama soberness huwa kujia out of nowhere..
Kitambo tulikuwa Cambridge Group of Schools fees 250k per term na methu hadi siku alisema S for Esther na q for cucumber mbele ya babake 🙆🏽‍♂🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣Hivyo ndivyo alitolewa akapelekwa CDF school 😂
Mat za Githurai unaeza lipiwa fare na boy ubambike then ile time unashuka ndio una realise alikulipia na pesa zako 😂😂😂