Napigia landlord simu..namwambia ploti imeflood maji,..ananiuliza kama nataka akuje aikunywe 😂😂😂😂😂..juu mimi pia spendi ujinga..nimewambia imebeba rent 😂😂😂😂😂

I never hear pastors preach abt the maps behind the Bible,I think they are hiding directions to heaven😎😂😂😂😂*

Had this lit sex with some mami and she kept yelling "Raymond Raymond Raymond"
I paused and asked her who Raymond was & she said that the name of the baby we making since I decided not to use a condom....

I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that's what all brother were saying to their sisters
I would be single too

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

Dear Kikuyus,this thing called a fridge should be in the kitchen
not in the sitting room!!!!!!

When u didn't read for the exam paper but you have to write something...😹😹😹😹😹

😂😂😂 nkt!

Using a toilet without lock is very annoying...Anytime u hear footsteps, you either start singing or blow whistle or clear throat to let them know you're inside.. 😢😢😢😢😢

Let me tell you how I karangaad ndengu without boiling them first. 😭😭😭

..just live with your parents... adulting alone in Nairobi ni tricky sana. 😂😂😂

I tell you hazikuiva .... 😭😭
I kept like checking na kamwiko hapo nikionja onja. ...
I noticed something is seriously wrong when it took so long .... still tulikuwa tu ngumu and oily.

I have never felt dumber in my life.😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈


Nikaona hapa gas itaisha.I wanted to make mayai and eat my karice.But ata hizo eggs ni wewe.Sikuwa nazo.
I ate my rice hivyo😭😭😭